Saw Mr Camouflage again (see entry 13 March).
It's a high probability, to be honest - he lives down our street in The Big House With The Russian Hat Cat And The Two Matching Alfa Romeos.
Anyway, he was wearing the camo pants, but on the top half he had on one of those Topman hoodies 14-year-old boys wear: grey with printed-on black stars.
Does he know what he looks like? Do they not have mirrors in TBHWTRHCATTMAR?
The man's knocking on 50, for gawd's sake!