Today, it snowed. Lots - especially on those in the South of the country, poor loves.
Much of the transport system was stuffed, and an overhead sign on one railway station made no bones (natch) about updating us on the state of the trains. Apparently "a skeletal service will run due to adverse weather. Passengers are advised not to travel".
Ew. I don't think I'd need advising twice if I was unfortunate enough to see the skeletal service they were offering...
Skeleton, non? (Skeleton service, skeleton staff, skeleton plan.)