I love talking shit with my friends, so I guess I'm a scatologist.
For a scatologist, this is mint. I just heard it on the radio;
it's Man City boss Mark Hughes talking about the shenanigans over the weekend of Shaun Wright-Phillips sticking the boot into Stoke player Rory Delap, who had pushed him over (all right, less of the boring football detail):
"Shaun was hacked down from behind and
the guy followed through on him.
In my mind that is violent conduct."
It's more than violent conduct, mate.
He was shat on. Good and proper.